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SEE YOUR RESULTS AT THE END OF
THE TEST.

WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR
SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR.

1. WHAT COLOR HAIR DO YOU
HAVE?

[ ]Brown
[ ]Red
[ ]Blonde
[x]Black
[ ]Other

2. OUT ON A DATE WOULD YOU WANT
TO:

[ ]Go to a party
[x]Go out to eat

3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR
OUT OF:

[ ]Baby-Pink
[ ]Yellow
[ ]baby blue
[x]Turquoise

4. PICK YOUR FAVORITE HOBBY OUT
OF:

[ ]Talking
[x]Singing
[ ]Taking Long Walks

5. IF YOU COULD PICK A STORE OUT
OF THE FOLLOWING, WHICH WOULD IT BE?

[ ]Hollister
[ ]Old Navy
[x]Aeropostale

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE
OUT OF THE FOLLOWING?

[ ]Hawaii
[x]London
[ ]Florida

7. IN THE SUMMER WOULD YOU
RATHER GO TO:

[x]The Beach
[ ]Somewhere Cooler

8. WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY MONTH?

[ ]January
[ ]February
[ ]March
[ ]April
[ ]May
[ ]June
[ ]July
[x]August
[ ]September
[ ]October
[ ]November
[ ]December

9. WOULD YOU RATHER:

[ ]Chill at home
[x]Go out with friends

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE
INSTRUMENT OUT OF:

[x]guitar
[ ]Bass guitar
[ ]Drums
[ ]The Triangle

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**ANSWERS**
1.
a. brown= sexy [5points]
b. red = smart [2 points]
c. blonde= playful [4 points]
d. black= caring [3 points]
e. other = wild [5 points]

2.
a. go to a party = playful [2 points]
b. go out to eat = romantic [5 points]

3.
a. baby-pink = cute [2]
b. yellow = loud [3]
c. baby-blue = cool [5]
d. turquoise = sexy [5]

4.
a. Talking = active [2]
b. Singing = determined [2]
c. Taking Long Walks = daring [5]

5.
a. Hollister = tasteful [7]
b. Old Navy = laid back [2]
c. Areopostale = stylish [5]

6.
a. hawaii = you like being around
people [2]
b. London You are quiet, and like the
cold [2]
c. florida = You like to party! [5]

7.
a. beach = tan, likes the sun [5]
b. somewhere cooler = pale and
original [2]

8.
a. January = popular [5]
b. February = lovely [5]
c. March = rebellious [5]
d. April = the person everyone
loves!!! [5]
e. May = happy [5]
f. june = chills a lot [5]
g. July = Adorable [4]
h. August = ballin [5]
i. September = quiet [2]
j. October = out-going [3]
k. November = pimpin it [5]
l. December = warm [5]

9.
a. home = quiet, romantic [3]
b. go out with friends =crazy [5]

10.
a. guitar = cool [3]
b. bass-guitar = mellow [2]
c. Drums = crazy [5]
d. Triangle = simple [2]

SCORES!!!!
UP TO 17= LOUSY GET A LIFE MAN

18-20= OKAY

21-35= Rather Cute!


36+=REAAAAAAAALLLLLLY HOTT
CUTE!!!!!!!!!!



REPOST AS: Cute test , I got.."

Girls do the top part, guys scroll down
and do the bottom half. You should do
this. No, nothing is going to eat you,
or come in your room at night. It's
just
fun.

TURNS YOU ON = on
TURNS YOU OFF = off
YOU DON'T CARE = No Big

--FOR THE LADIES--

IF A GUY Dresses Gangsta:

Dresses Preppy:

Dresses Country:

Dresses Athletic:

Has green eyes:

Has brown eyes:

Has hazel eyes:

Has blue eyes:

Smokes cigarettes:

Smokes weed :

Drinks Alcohol:

Plays sports:

Can skate:

Writes lyrics:

Smiles a lot:

Has blonde hair:

Has brown hair:

Has black hair:

Has spikey hair:

Has no hair:

Has long hair:

Good dancer:

Wears jewelry:

Piercings:

Muscles:

Tattoos:

Laid back:

Plays guitar:

Plays drums:

Raps:

Can draw:

Has a lip ring:

Has a tongue ring:

Nipples pierced:

Hugs you:

Hugs from behind:

Creative:

Calls you just to hear your voice:

Goes to church:

Is funny:
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FOR DA GUYS:

IF A GIRL Has a nice butt:ON

Plays musical instrument:ON

Is taller than you:no big

Is shorter than you:ON

has green eyes:no big

Has blue eyes:ON

Has brown eyes:ON

Has hazel eyes:ON

Has long hair:ON

Has med. hair:ON

Has short hair:ON

Drinks alcohol:OFF

Smokes cig's:OFF

Smokes weed:OFF

Has blonde hair:no big

Has brown hair:no big

Has black hair:ON

Has red hair:no big

Calls you just to say hi:ON

Creative:ON

Compliments you:ON

Shaves her legs:ON

Wears jewelry:ON

Has bigger feet than you:OFF

Has smaller feet than you:no big

Belly piercings:OFF

Likes to party:no big

Wants to party:no big

Laughs a lot:ON

Happy:ON

Funny:ON

Skinny:no big

Chubby:no big

Fat:no big

Has enormous breasts:OFF

Rides a street bike:OFF

Tattoo:OFF

Honest:ON

Open:ON

Shy and quiet:ON

big huge tits:OFF

Licks lips:OFF

Lightly bites Bottom lip:OFF(anu un pornstar?)

Talks dirty:OFF

Leaves you random comments:ON

Competes with you:ON
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Label as: "TURN ONS/OFFS"

What would you rather be called?
01. Babe or baby:
-> Baby

02. Sweetie or Honey:
-> eew.

03. Darling or Sunshine:
-> Sunshine.. why not!

PRESENTLY -
01. is your hair wet?
-> nope..

02. is your cell phone right by you?
-> yes..

03. do you miss someone?
-> yeah..

04. are you wearing chapstick right
now?
-> nope.

05. are you tired?
-> not really

06. are you excited for tomorrow?
-> yeah.. i'll be going to the church..

07. are you watching tv?
-> yeah

08. are you wearing pajamas?
-> no..

HAVE YOU -

01. recently done anything you regret?
-> no. I don't regret anything..

02. ever lied-
-> yeah.. who doesn't?

03. ever stuck gum under a desk?
-> no..

04. ever kicked someone?
-> yeah..

05. ever tripped over your own feet?
-> yes

TODAY -

01. have you cursed?
-> no..

02. have you yelled at someone?
-> i think so

03. have you gotten mad at someone?
-> no..

Q: Is there a person who is on your
mind right now?
-> yes

Q: Do you want children?
-> not now

Q: Do you smile often?
-> Yeah

Q: Do you wish on stars?
-> corny man. but I do.

Q: Do you untie your shoes every time
you take them off?
-> yeah..

Q: When did you last cry?
-> i don't know.. pero recent lang siguro

Q: Do you like your handwriting?
-> no,.

Q: Are your toenails painted?
-> no..

Q: Are you a friendly person?
-> I think so.

Q: Who's bed did you sleep in last
night?
-> mine

Q: What color shirt are you wearing?
-> green..

Q: Do you have any pets?
-> no,,. is my kuya included in it?

Q: What were you doing at 6pm last
night?
-> napaisip ako dun ah..kumakain?/

Q: I can't wait until:
-> Sept1. first performance at my new school

Q: Is Tom on your friends list?
-> sa Myspace

Q: Look to your right what do you see?
-> my perfume and cellphone

Q: look to your left what do you see?
-> my messy bed..

Q: Ever cried on your friend's
shoulder?
-> yeah..

Q: Ever loved someone so bad it hurts?
-> yes.. haha

:

Stop posting multiple bulletins!!!

People would read your bulletin if they
really want to!

Or even stop saying, "READ ME", like I
said, people would read it if they
want to.



TWO:

To the people who have like 1,000
friends,

are you serious?

You dont know half the people!

You're stupid.

Go play in traffic.



THREE:

Don't ever post pictures and say

"OMG, I'm so ugly"

"OMG, I'm so fat"

because if you were,

you wouldn't post them.

And if u do ur a f*cking idiot.



FOUR:

Nobody cares about threats over the
internet.

Don't try to act hardcore with the
keyboard.

Fighting online is like racing in the
special olympics;

even if you win, you're still retarded.



FIVE:

Quit crying because you're not on
someones featured friends.

Who cares?

IT'S THEIR PROFILE!!!

NOT YOURS !!!



SIX:

Who really cares if I don't accept you
as a friend?

MOVE ON!!!

Don't send me another request or
message
asking

"What's up with you not adding me?"

I don't want you as a friend,

that's what's up dumbass!!!



SEVEN:

6th graders who have Friendster

and look like sluts, and act like
whores

go somewhere else because nobody

wants you here.

** kawawang mga bata..clueless.


EIGHT:

If you have decided to read this,

you are a true Friendster Friend.

Real friends read their bulletins.



NINE:

I say you go and pass this on

and maybe it will finally get through
people's brains.




TEN:

And if you open a bulletin and it says
something like

" Repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost
will rape your dog

tonight, or "some dead skinless girl is
gonna rape your mom "

QUIT BEING A DUMB A$S!!

1.Talked to a boy/girl you like?
== yah I did..

2. Learned anything new?
== yeah.. everyday!

3. Talked to an ex?
== I don't have any.

4. Miss someone?
== Yes.

5. Laid in your bed?
== yes.

6. Made you cry?
== I don't get the question. but it think yes.

7. You went to the movies with?
== My Kuya.

8.mall with?
== My Kuya again

9. Who Made you laugh?
== Vic Sotto

10. Said they love you?
== Ang Dami.. pero i think few are true..

11. Favorite location?
== Dina's house

12. What are you most scared of?
== To commit sin

13. Will you ever get married?
== Hopefully..

14. Does anyone like you?
== yes. syempre naman..

15. Do you like being around people?
== yeah.

16. Have you cried recently?
== i think so..

17. Are you lonely right now?
== somehow.

18. Song stuck in your head?
== beautiful girls. by jojo

20. Ever liked someone who treated you
like crap?
== no.

21. What color shirt do you have right
now?
== green.

22. Name three things that you are
doing?
== watching tv. typing. talking

23. How much cash do you have on you
right now?
== oops.. P1500

24. Are you bored?
== no. I was never bored. ganun?hehe

25. Whats your favorite show?
== One tree hill.

26. Who got you to join Friendster
== camille

27. Wish someone was next to you in
the morning when you wake up?
== No one.


28. What web site do you visit the
most?
== friendster, yahoomail and tickle

29. Do you have plants in your room?
== no.

30. Who was the last person to hug you?
== Gladys?


_21 SECRETS
1.WHAT IS YOUR SHOUTOUT ABOUT?
== My life

2. WHERE WAS YOUR DEFAULT PICTURE
TAKEN?
== home. at my room

3. WHAT IS YOUR MUSIC/VIDEOS ABOUT?
== Emo.

4. HONESTLY, IF SOMEONE WERE TO TELL
YOU HOW THEY FELT, WOULD YOU LISTEN?
== yeah of course. I'm a good listener

5. WHATS YOUR CURRENT MOOD?
== happy

6. WHATS YOUR MOST VALUED POSSESSION?
== my life

8. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, AND
CHANGE SOMETHING WOULD YOU?
== no. I won't

9. IF YOU MUST BE AN ANIMAL FOR ONE
DAY, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?
== ipis

10. EVER HAD A NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE?
== I don't know

11. WHATS THE NAME OF THE SONG THATS
STUCK IN YOUR HEAD?
== Beautiful Girls by Jojo

12.WHO DID YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS
FROM?
== I don't know him

13. HAVE YOU EVER SANG IN FRONT OF A
LARGE AUDIENCE?
== yeah..

14. WHATS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE
ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX OR SAME SEX?
== smile

16. DO YOU STILL WATCH KIDDY MOVIES OR
TV SHOW?
== sometimes I do.

19. DO YOU SPEAK ANY OTHER LANGUAGE?
== no.

20. IS THERE SOMEONE ON YOUR MIND NOW?
== yes.

21. WHAT HURTS YOU RIGHT NOW?
== tooth.

1.anong nakasulat sa suot mong tshirt
ngayon?
- Nothing...

2. anong oras na?
- 9:10 na..

3. ano favorite mong gawin pag bored?
- ito.. self-examination.. just listen to music.. think

4. anong pinapakinggan mo ngayon?
- Beautiful Girls by Jojo

5.anong nararamdaman mo ngayon?
- Masaya.. ang saya kayang magsagot ng survey

6. anong gagawin mo pag may sumampal
sayo ng walang reason?
- magugulat.. tapos sasayaw!

7. anong itsura mo pag nalalasing?
- Never pa naman akong uminom so I don't know..

8. anong gagawin mo pag nakakuha ka ng
Php1000 sa kalsada?
- iooffer ko sa Church.. I swear to the floor...

9. anong balak mong gawin tomorrow?
- Magsisimba.. magpeprepare.. papagupit siguro

1o. anong brand ng huling sapatos na
sinuot mo?
- Converse

11.kelan ka huling sumakay ng
car/fx/taxi?
- Kanina.

12. umaakyat ka ba sa bubong ng bahay
nyo?
- ang hirap kaya umakyat.. try mo!

13.marunong ka bang lumangoy?
- I think so..

14. nakapunta ka na ba sa gateway mall?
- No.. hahaha

15. ano huli mong kinain?
- Sardines with bihon

16. nakasakay ka na ba ng cyclone loop
sa star city?
- Yeah..

17. madalas ka bang makita sa baywalk?
- Hindi naman.. anu naman gagawin ko dun? magiisip isip?

18. nakakanta ka na ba sa videoke?
- OO naman..

19. nakapasok ka na ba sa UP Diliman?
- opo..

20. anong katangian mo ang
maipagmamalaki mo sa mga tao?
- I'm a saint! Why not!

21. makulet ka bang tao?
- Sobra.. but I have my limitations naman

22. magaganda ba kanta ni babyface?
- Ok lang.. I Like RnB naman kahit papano

23. e ng destiny's child?
- NAMAN.. number 1 fan kaya ako!

24. naexperience mo na ba na maglakad
habang umuulan?
- Yeah. ALAVET!

25.magaling ka ba magscrabble?
- Ewan.. ginugulo ko lang un eh

26.mahilig ka ba sa movies ni jackie
chan?
- No.

27. ok ba sayo ang long distance
relationship?
- Yeah i think so..

28. kelan ka huling namili sa sm?
- Ang tagal na! siguro june pa..

29.anong gagawin mo pag may biglang
humalik sayo ng hindi mo alam?
- I'll pray!

QUICKLY COPY AND PASTE.... DON'T
SPOIL IT
Name 11 people you can think of right
off the top of your head. Don't read
the questions underneath until you
write the names of all 11 people. This
is a lot funnier if you actually
randomly list the names first.. No
cheatin.

1. Dina
2. Deedz
3. Louise
4. Cucay
5. Kuya Benjo
6. Pao
7. Shiro
8. Seno
9. Avvy
10. Gladys
11. Juenese


DON'T LOOK AHEAD UNLESS YOU FILLED UP
THE TOP!!

HOW DID YOU MEET #4?
- At school we were classmates during our 4th grade..

WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITHOUT # 6?
- I don't know.. Kaya ko naman kahit papano na wala sya kasi mahal ko sya,.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF #2 AND # 6 WERE
GOING OUT?

-Why not!!! Sila naman dati nali-link sa isa't isa eh.. But they treat each other na Kapatid lang, pero dun naman nagsisimula un diba?

HOW OLD IS #8 ?
- 16 ba?>.<

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF #5 CONFESSED
HE/SHE
LOVES YOU ?
-OK lang.. I Love my kuya din naman eh..

WHOS #10'S BEST FRIEND?
- Well no doubt Juenese..

HAVE YOU EVER LOVED AROUND with #1?
-Well I Love her as a friend.. We are just friends.. wow! Showbiz!

DO YOU MISS #1?
-Hindi.. magkatext naman kami at we often call each other and update in ourlives..

WHO IS #11 DATING
-Yan nga pinagawayan namin.. I DON'T KNOW!!!

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF #3?
- She's very Godly,. And I Love her!1!

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF #9?
- Sad.

WHAT WOULD U DO IF #4 AND #7 WERE
DATING?
- No way! hindi pwede.. hahaha.. they are friends naman.. Bahala sila..

WHO DOES #2 LIKE?
- Chito raw.. I don't know him

WOULD YOU MARRY #8?
- Why not!! Bro ko yan.. kung open ang same-sex marriage.. why not.. chika lang bro.. hahaha

DO YOU LOVE #10?
- No doubt about it.. I do love her..

EVER SLEPT IN THE SAME ROOM AS ANY OF
THE NUMBERS?
-Yeah..

ANG SAYA NAMAN!!!